Wack him till he bleeds my little friends! ˇHola Amigos!
Remember when you were just a small child at one of your friend's birthday parties? Remember that game you used to play? Of course you don't want to remember it, because trying to hit that fucking pinăta was the worst experience in your life. With that piece of cloth tied around your head you're a freakin' blind man! But I know you wanted to hit that motherfucker so hard and watch the candy flow out of its stomach. You wanted to have the admiration of your peers; you didn't want to be some stupid moosecock who couldn't hit a non-moving object.

Now I know what you're saying, "Prof. Delasande, I hit that Pinăta but nothing came out". Well, my friends, you just need some strength; and here at the CCK when you take this course we'll provide you with anabolic steroids and a personal trainer FREE OF CHARGE!!! Also discussed in this course is the physics of hitting a pinăta. You'll also learn about the different types of pinătas on the market today.

So what are you waiting for? Take the course, go back to to a friend's party, and bash the living monkey crap out of that pinăta!

- Julio Juan Delasonde