Howdy! My stars, I just saw the big one! It wasn't your average star or long tailed comet though. No. But rather a dark and mysterious cylinderoid shaped object rough in appearance. Destination unsure, but my, when it gets to wherever it's a goin' what a punch it'll be a packin'! Indeed indeed! Since the dawn of time this way of life has forever been at the center of attention. How it took hundreds of years for the Europeans to realize the Earth wasn't flat nor the center of the universe, I don't know. Sunrise. Sunset. Sunset. Sunrise. There's no stopping it. It happens every single day. All around you it's going on. There's nothing you can do. And it will keep happening, probably until the Earth itself stands still. Indeed indeed! Oh, please do wait! My friend, you are back. However glad I am to see you. Though you mustn't stay friend. They've found out; they've discovered you. How I loan to stay by your side. But ghast, for I suppose it wasn't to be. For both of us friend, go. May you live on forever. In my heart there will be a place waiting for you. Live my little friend, live! My telescopic powers tell me they're hot on your trail, rush! Oh, please don't let it be so. Off I say, off! Our time together is now over. Be gone my sweet, be gone.....