Hot diggity! That was some batch. 'Just finished making a recipe of my famous petroleum jelly. Now I just have to get a ride down to the Brigade's holding cell. The prisoners get a little rambunctious if they don't get their little tub of "special sauce." And hey, I just finished my newest self help book, Petroleum Jelly and You, Vol.III, published by the CCK Press. Along with detailing petroleum jelly at its finest, the book also gives you the oppurtunity to try out jelly recipes from around the world. But enough about me, what about you? It's you who I'll pass on the secrets of the trade. Being a Petroleum Jellyist is more than just a job, it's a way of life you dedicate yourself to. With a little help from me, I'll grease the preverbial wheel and get you started on your way!