The Colonel in a WWII-era photo taken with another famous military strategist. Attention grunts!

I ain't got time for any of this prima ballerina hanky panky bullshit, so let's get straight to the point.

Testified, certified, credified, bullshitified. The Whoop-Ass Brigade is, was, and will continue to be, the only force to be reckoned with at the CCK.

Supreme Chancellor MacKinnon took the "easy" non-violent approach to the recent problems on campus. It didn't work; look what's it's gotten him,(besides an ulcer the size of western Tennessee!)  Co-Dean assignation plots, doctor/simian arch-rival relationships, and an act of arson by a flame wielding psycho.

Well, that's it!   No more Mr. Nice Guy!   No more of these warnings and bitch slaps. You break the CCK code of ethic and I promise you, reprehension to the fullest extent is in order. I'm talikng tar and feathering, here, scrubs! Public humiliation has never looked so good!

Now, you've been warned. You do your part and I'll do mine. Cross my path and you will suffer at the hands of the Brigade to the very nasty, bitter end!