No silly bear, not the cavities in your mouth! You know, the ones in more dark places like ears, nostrils, and recktums. Let's say it together boys and girls, "RECK-TUMS" Boy oh boy kiddies, I don't know if it's just me or not but it sure feels like I was relieved of somethin' there!
You know it was when I was away in Norway where I learned how to execute searches; what is it those jocks say, "slow and steady wins the race", well, they're absolutely right! I also learned the importance of washing your hands before going "down under". Fecal is as fecal does boys and girls!
I also learned that playing dress-up while conducting a search is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Er...wait a minute ....scratch that lice invested simian name off the screen. I HATE monkeys. You listening Boo Boo? HATE! H-A-T-E!!!!
Uh...uh...uh...uhmmm. Better get that blood pressure checked. Anyway, all you aspiring apprentices out there, beware! You'll be dressed up in costumes all day just like my mentor from Norway, Count Sven. He showed me how playin' dress-up relaxes the body and eases up those "muscles." See Count Sven in the picture there? He's the one most responsible for me teaching this course, so we'll spend an asstronomical amount of time worshipping him and his cavity searchin' techniques.
That's it for now kiddies! All hail Count Sven!
- Dr. Ken