Well, well, well, would you look at that. Here we are again and no stray cat in sight. You know this is quite the stretch for the Len-meister to pull off but hell, in my books, one stretch is as good as any amount of stretches. If that means stretchin' to the point where folks can't understand how limber you can be, well, welcome to the world of Lenny. You know ever since the Len-meister's gotten back from his trip over in jolly old England he hasn't been able to get the ho's outta his hair. Ladies, I know I'm something special but come on, waiting in line just to wash the Len-man's back really wasn't neccesary. I know I'm delectable and all but that t 'was a little extreme. Ah hell, who am I trying to kid, modesty gets you nowheres so you all can do what you want. And somethin else, sooner or later, prob'ly sooner, the Len-meisters gonna be the new Big Daddy. Whoooshk! Ring one up for the Len-man. Ho! I don't have much time to chitty-chat though cause your man is on his way to the mansion in the hills where women are bought by the dozen and money grows on trees. So, after I hose those trees down, how' bout doing the man a little favor and chargin' another one to the Len-meister's fat ass account. Whoooshk!. This course is designed for the youth of the country. No one likes a loser, so why be one. A little fibbin' ain't gonna hurt anyone, but always remember what the Len-man has tought you. Like any other of the Len-meisters courses, I don't accept slackers. Hard work and dedication is what I'm lookin for. The ability to strive for achievement in a world where respect is most often found on a bottom of a shoe; that's what Lenny is looking for. Jeez, if that wasn't enough wax in your ears to make you want to get out that shovel I don't know how much will. But if that's what you want, I got another load in my back pocket just waiting for ya'. But on a serious note, if you screw with Lenny he'll have ya shit'in out of a tube and running like a girl faster than Humphrey can spell "Canayjins". This is Lenny and you only wish you were on the shitter. - Lenny Horowitz