Dear Boo Boo: |
My monkey, Allan, has a bad case of rectal cysts. What do you suggest as treatment? |
Rick Ganges, New Delhi, India |
Dear Boo Boo: |
I want to lick you. |
Eric Springfield, Dorchester Penitentary, New Brunswick |
Dear Boo Boo: |
Can Monkeys contract genital herpes? |
Rhonda Whalen, Sacramento, California |
Dear Boo Boo: |
Can I feed my monkey bran? I heard it promotes regularity. |
Steven Horice, Regina, Sasketchewan |
Dear Boo Boo: |
Is it true they eat monkeys in Asia? |
Little Mark Spence, Chicago, Illinois |
Dear Boo Boo: |
What's the going rate for monkeys testicles? |
Yolanda Glenn, Providence, Rhode Island |
Dear Boo Boo: |
Why do monkeys scratch themselves all the time? |
Tracy Hutchison, Chicago, Illinois |
Dear Boo Boo: |
Is killing a monkey with your bare hands as fun as I think it is? |
Shawn Morrison, Port Hawksebury, Nova Scotia |
Dear Boo Boo: |
Is having a monkey as a pet really like a "Barrel of Monkeys?" |
Little Joanie Toast, Pickering, Ontario |
Dear Boo Boo: |
Do monkeys use toilets and urinals or will a pile of old newspapers in the corner do just as good a job? |
David C. Heisman, Victoria, British Columbia |
Dear Boo Boo: |
My monkey Timothy is dying a horrible death from a rare form of stomach cancer, what do you suggest? |
Tina Currie, Googles, Newfoundland |
Dear Boo Boo: |
My neighbor's chimp Damon has really bad head lice. It's really bad! Can I just, like, uh..put him in a potato sack or something, and like, umm...throw him in the harbour? It's really bad!!!! |
Little Jeff Smith, Stratford, Ontario |
Dear Boo Boo: |
I heard that the CCK imports dried out monkey scrotums from the amazon and uses them in it's Petroleum Jelly. They claim that's what makes it so jelly like. What do you have to say? |
Little Jason Deacon, Ingonish, Nova Scotia |